who are you, woody allen?

From this AP article:

NEW YORK (AP) -- Donald Trump joked that he would date his 24-year-old daughter, Ivanka - if he weren't her father.

Trump and Ivanka, a vice president of real estate development at the Trump Organization, appeared Monday on ABC's "The View" to promote her five-episode stint as a boardroom adviser on "The Apprentice."

When asked how he would react if Ivanka, a former teen model, posed for Playboy, Trump replied, "It would be really disappointing - not really - but it would depend on what's inside the magazine."

He added: "I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

His comments drew laughs from the audience, and prompted "View" co-host Joy Behar to crack, "Who are you, Woody Allen?"

I'm not a big Donald Trump fan. I wonder how well he'd be doing without liberal bankruptcy laws. I also find it hard to respect somebody who trades his wives in for younger ones after he tires of them. I'm sure his wives know what they're getting into (well, maybe not Ivana, being the first one), but it's still a crappy thing to do to your children. According to Wikipedia, he vastly overstates his net worth. And then, of course, there's that stupid combover.